LIFE WITH A TODDLER 101.

Me: LM, you want some of my eggs?
LM: No. Pancake.

*hands LM cut up pancake*

Me: Here’s your pancake.

*LM points*

LM: Pancake.
Me: Yep. Now eat it.
LM: Gabay.
Me: I already put agave on it.

*LM giggles*

LM: Gabay.

*I lift a forkful of scrambled eggs to my mouth*
*LM flails*
*pancake flies*

LM: No pancake! EGGS! NO NO NO NO PANCAKE.

*frantic pointing*
*hysterics*
*gnashing of teeth*

Me: Okay, calm down. Ask nicely and I’ll give you some eggs.

*rubs his belly*

LM: Peez Mama. Peez eggs.

*scoops eggs onto his plate*
*LM tilts his head back*
*wails*

LM: PANCAKE!

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